A friend of mine was married a couple of weekends ago. Upon he return he asked if Bush was still on the ropes. I assured him that everything had been fixed while he was gone:
Oh no, it’s all sorted out.
He’s got an exit strategy for Iraq and fired Rumsfeld for his overseeing of the erosion of America’s moral authority in the world
He caught bin Laden
He fired Rove and Libby for committing treason
He withdrew Harriet Miers nomination and nominated someone whose qualifications extend beyond “he knows her heart”
He’s fixed the economy, FEMA and the budget
He’s eliminated pork from the budget
Everyone has healthcare
He fixed global warming and the endangered species act.
Provided money to AIDS that he promised for Africa
And a bunch of other little things. He’s had a busy week.
Somehow he managed to fit in a completely scripted “impromptu” conversation with some soldiers in Iraq and despite a videotape of the soldiers being told what to say and how to say it, Scotty M denied that it was scripted. PRICELESS
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