Monday, November 08, 2004

In stores tomorrow

Toby Keith has a new Greatest Hits album coming out tomorrow…his third GH compilation. This from a guy with 8 albums, one of which is a Christmas album (required for Country artists…even my beloved Dwight has one)

Also on shelves tomorrow…Britney Spears Greatest Hits. Say wha’? She’s got four albums I believe and is there a single song that dosen’t use that horrible computerized effect to cover up her lame voice. Don’t get me wrong, I hope she stays hot and half naked for years to come, but please keep the singing to a minimum.

And don’t miss Shania Twain’s GH collection also tomorrow. AMG gave it 5 stars…again “say wha’?”.

I hate this about rating systems. Shania’s 5 stars is obviously different from the 5 stars Miles Davis or the Rolling Stones get, right. The reviewer must be comparing this album amongst other Shania work and other work in the genre of popified Country, right? I think 5 stars should mean five stars. So, if you give Rubber Soul or Pet Sounds 5 stars, a greatest hits albums by hot wives of hard rock producers could NEVER aspire beyond a four.

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